1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
In the bedroom writing.
2. Who are you in love with?
Myself, cuz I am just so cute and loveable!
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Yes. I was hungry.
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Oh gawd! I hope not!
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
About 2 months ago.
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
No. They are evil.
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Drove? It’s been awhile. Like last year. Train… now that is different.
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
No. Watched some at home though.
10. Are you hot?
No, right now I am a bit chilly.
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water… or maybe coffee.
12. What are you wearing right now?
A Smile 🙂
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
I wait for rain in the forecast and pour soap on the van before the rain hits.
14. Last food that you ate?
Half Eaten Apple Treat. That’s the name of the dessert. It wasn’t half eaten when I go it.
15. Where were you last week at this time?
Hell, I don’t know!
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
17. When is the last time you ran?
Ran? Uhm, I think it was over a year ago. Someone said something about a free ice cream at the ice cream parlor.
18. What’s the last sporting event you watched?
Baseball at Petco Park
19. What is your favorite animal?
Really quiet and clean animals.
20. Your dream vacation?
To Montana in the winter time. I miss the snow.
21. Last person’s house you were in?
22. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
Head injury when a boom fell on my head.
23. Have you been in love?
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
25. Last play you saw?
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
How about running them off?
27. What are your plans for tonight?
Write, eat, walk, write some more.
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
Molly? Hell, I haven’t been on there forever.
29. Next trip you are going to take?
To the bathroom
30. Ever go to camp?
Camping? Yes. To a camp… Girl Scout camp which is totally over rated.
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
32. What do you want to know about the future?
Why the hell is my life so damned hard!? Can’t I have something a little easier?
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
No. But I like White Diamonds.
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor’s visit?
Yes… maybe. Which doctor?
35. Where is your best friend?
Six feet underground in an urn.
36. How is your best friend?
37. Do you have a tan?
38. What are you listening to right now?
Annoying kids trying to irritate the crap out of each other.
39. Do you collect anything?
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
I don’t know too many people for that.
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
Oh wow… that was YEARS ago when my 13 year old was like 10… 🙂 I had a tail light out.
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
43. What does your last text message say?
To me: Yes we are.
From me: Ah! I see.
From me: Ah! I see.
44. Do you like hot sauce?
45. Last time you took a shower?
46. Do you need to do laundry?
No. I just wait until they break in half and then buy more.
47. What is your heritage?
Long and weird.
48. Are you someone’s best friend?
I hope so.
49. Are you rich?
Oh dear… I’ll need to clean the spit off my computer screen now.
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
Watching some show.